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Episode starts with Qwerby, Steve and Futech (who is currently off) on top of the mountain.

steveminecraft46

Please remind me why we came all the way up here to upgrade Futech.

QwerbyKing

Isn't it obvious? Better reception.

steveminecraft46

...Sounds legit.

QwerbyKing

Oh, not for him.

steveminecraft46

What?

QwerbyKing

We're gonna watch the best show ever, Fruits Basket!
Qwerby pulls out his phone and the two of them start watching an anime.

steveminecraft46

Where has this been all my life?
Cut to the mirages from episode 4, still climbing the mountain.

Mirages

I think my ears are bleeding from that!

Mirages

We don't even have ears, what are you on about?

Mirages

Relax, Tomodachi. We can do this mission just fine.

Mirages

Yeah, the main target is down, we got this!
Cut back to Qwerby and Steve.

steveminecraft46

Wow, the stereo on this phone is incredible! It's like I can hear Manganese voices all around me!

QwerbyKing

Um, I don't think we're watching a dub...

Mirages

Bonzai!
The mirages knock Futech, Steve and Qwerby off the mountain.

steveminecraft46

Ouch!

QwerbyKing

Oh my gosh, evil anime cutiepies? AMAZING!

Mirages

There he is! It's Futech!

Mirages

Hand him over!

steveminecraft46

What? Why?

Mirages

Our leader wants to reprogram him.

steveminecraft46

Oh.

QwerbyKing

Wait, you have a leader?

steveminecraft46

Can you guys give us a few minutes?

Mirages

Never!

QwerbyKing

Have it your way!
Epic Anime Battle begins! Qwerby and Steve tackle the mirages, two mirages hit Qwerby, Steve knocks down three mirages, Qwerby throws his phone at two mirages, Steve falls on one of the mirages...

QwerbyKing

Ready?

steveminecraft46

Ready when you are!

QwerbyKing

(simultaneously) スーパー アニメ ブラスト!!!!! (SUPER ANIME BLAST!!!!!)

steveminecraft46

(simultaneously) スーパー アニメ ブラスト!!!!! (SUPER ANIME BLAST!!!!!)
Qwerby and Steve shoot a giant laser at the mirages, but nothing happens.

Mirages

You fools!

steveminecraft46

Why the heck didn't it work?!

Mirages

Fighting fire with fire... is useless.

Mirages

Now please excuse us while we--

The Futech Hacker

Updates complete. Now rebooting...
Futech wakes up, upgraded but glitchy.

The Futech Hacker

Have no fear, I'm here to save you, for I am... The Fute-tech Ha-Ha-Hacker!

QwerbyKing

This was a mistake!

The Futech Hacker

What are you talking-alking about? I'm f'm f'm fine! Now prepare yourselves!
Futech shoots a lagging energy ball.

Mirages

What is happening? Explain yourself this instant!

The Futech Hacker

A fatal exception 0E has occurred at...

steveminecraft46

Oh no!
The energy ball hits the mountain, blowing up a third of it and exposing its inside. Cut to Nerd, Bombs and Tantusar.

xXBombs_AwayXx

That... that was beautiful!

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Still very intriguing. Perhaps the work of the mirages?

Tantusar

Guess we have to go into the mountain now?

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

...GENIUS!
Meanwhile, Qwerby, Steve, Futech and the mirages enter the mountain.

steveminecraft46

Everyone okay?

QwerbyKing

I think so.

The Futech Hacker

01011001 01110101 01110000

QwerbyKing

Uh oh... he's talking in Ebook now!

steveminecraft46

I don't think that's the real problem... look down!
Cut to a pit full of mirages.

The Futech Hacker

01101111 01101000 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01110000
Denny's.

king

Well, due to the fact that we're lacking in good progress on figuring out who this hooded kid is, I figured that it would be a good idea to bring in a professional.

TheEpicJames

That's right, I'm here to put some of my professional input on the situation.

lorenTzel

Professional?

TheEpicJames

Call me "Detective J."

cherrycuriosity

...What?

Cody Nutt

So to fill you in, J, we basically were going about our daily business...

lorenTzel

...when this random hoodie-wearing emo took our newest employee, Jcasal, and pulled them into the storage closet...

king

...and just as we found them, they completely disappeared.

TheEpicJames

Aha, this seems like a classic case of... kidnapping!

Cody Nutt

No, I don't think it was just a kidnapping, something about Jcasal was off, like they were missing an arm or two.

cherrycuriosity

Really? 'Cause they looked normal to me--

Cody Nutt

Continuity errors are not relevant, get back to work, Cherry!

lorenTzel

Not to mention that most of our extra supplies went missing too.

TheEpicJames

Well, I hate to say it, but I'm stumped. Although, I think an easy way to figure out more would be to identify the culprit clearer. For starters, it could easily be somebody among us.

lorenTzel

Maybe it was Jcasal's evil twin.

king

Maybe it was Iyxon or PPCS.

Cody Nutt

(suddenly looks like King) Maybe it was me.

king

...What?

Cody Nutt

...What?

king

...What?

Cody Nutt

...What?

TheEpicJames

...I'm just gonna keep investigating...

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