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The episode starts with the TWOWers talking about their past adventures.
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...And as we were running away from evil Riley, Futech came up and turned me evil as well!
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Golly! That must have been terrifying!
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Not as terrifying as the time Midnight pushed me into a lake!
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Ouch!
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How about the time when the black book locked us down in my house?
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Okay, that sounds pretty bad.
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You know, sometimes I wonder whether all these "adventures" you guys had were made up.
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Hey, they were real! I have the scar to prove it!
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I don't see any scar...
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I rest my case.
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If they were false, then at least we make up good stories.
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I guess.
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Well, what happened a month ago is in the past now.
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And now we can finally get on with life.
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The screen flashes white.
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Oh?
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The screen flashes again... and again.
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What's happening?
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A new mysterious book falls from the sky and lands in the desert.
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What the heck was that?
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Should we investigate it?
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It went into the desert over there.
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Let's go!
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A few hours later, in the desert...
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Wow, it's drier than my Discord PM's here. *bloop* Oh wait, never mind.
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They approach the mysterious book.
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It's a... book?
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Oh no, it looks like a spellbook! I can't speak tome!
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Don't worry, I will communicate with them. Salve, libre! Non time, non te vulnerabo. Quare in terra iacis? Et de ubi venisti?
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Translation: "Hello, book! Be not afraid, I will not hurt you. Why did you fall to the ground? And where did you come from?"
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Wow, that's incredible! How can he speak tome? We didn't even have an education!
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Ugh.
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Potes libranum dicere? (You can speak Bookish?)
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The mysterious book pulls out a laser gun.
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Aha!
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I don't think that's a spellbook...
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What's that weapon?
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Never seen anything like it.
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You're all coming with me!
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Minime--! (NOOO--)
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Suddenly, the mysterious book shoots JoHo, turning him into a blank book body!
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Did... they just kill JoHo?! This is an outrage!
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Curse you, evil book!
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Spicy attacks the evil book.
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(evil laugh) I have you right where I want you!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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You idiots aren't worth my time. I thought you'd be smarter. Sayonara!
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The evil book teleports away with Spicy.
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I take back everything I said about your adventures.
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Yeah, yeah, that's sweet, but now we need to rescue those guys! What will the TWOW zone do without them?
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But how do we know where they went?
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We can use my trusty Nerdmobile!
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In the middle of the desert... sure.
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I'm sure I put it somewhere. No worries, I'll just call up Fixy.
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Nerd calls Fixy on his phone.
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Oh, hey some_nerd!
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Hey Fixy, could you hit up me and Tant with the Nerdmobile?
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You got it!
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The Nerdmobile falls on top of Nerd and Tant.
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Maybe not literally hitting us?
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Sorry, force of habit. Have fun with your van! (hangs up)
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Wow, you finally upgraded that thing. Now it doesn't look like a complete and utter potato.
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Alright, let's set off on a new adventure!
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Please... Never say that again.
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Okay, let's burn some rubber!
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They get in the Nerdmobile, which somehow starts driving upside down.
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Wait, this isn't right!
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I'll say.
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Denny's.
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Another day, another batch of customers! Do not disappoint me, my subjects!
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(simultaneously) Aye aye, sir!
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(simultaneously) Aye aye, sir!
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(simultaneously) Aye aye, sir!
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Um, Iyxon? I don't think I heard you.
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I only work here part time. You have no control over me!
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...And that's a 20% paycut for you!
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Jcasal, what are you doing here?
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Oh, me? I'm here to fill in the role of "female artist".
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Also, we needed more waitresses after Pokey took her gap year and after Wrng became flip-flopping dead!
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That's pretty gnarly. Oh well, let's get to work, kiddlywinks!
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Loren, I say that line! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded...
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(to Iyxon) Yo, how do I get to work part time?
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