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The episode starts with the TWOWers talking about their past adventures.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

...And as we were running away from evil Riley, Futech came up and turned me evil as well!

Joseph Howard

Golly! That must have been terrifying!

Spicyman33

Not as terrifying as the time Midnight pushed me into a lake!

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Ouch!

Joseph Howard

How about the time when the black book locked us down in my house?

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Okay, that sounds pretty bad.

Tantusar

You know, sometimes I wonder whether all these "adventures" you guys had were made up.

Spicyman33

Hey, they were real! I have the scar to prove it!

Joseph Howard

I don't see any scar...

Tantusar

I rest my case.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

If they were false, then at least we make up good stories.

Tantusar

I guess.

Spicyman33

Well, what happened a month ago is in the past now.

Joseph Howard

And now we can finally get on with life.
The screen flashes white.

Joseph Howard

Oh?
The screen flashes again... and again.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

What's happening?
A new mysterious book falls from the sky and lands in the desert.

Spicyman33

What the heck was that?

Tantusar

Should we investigate it?

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

It went into the desert over there.

Joseph Howard

Let's go!
A few hours later, in the desert...

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Wow, it's drier than my Discord PM's here. *bloop* Oh wait, never mind.
They approach the mysterious book.

Tantusar

It's a... book?

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Oh no, it looks like a spellbook! I can't speak tome!

Joseph Howard

Don't worry, I will communicate with them. Salve, libre! Non time, non te vulnerabo. Quare in terra iacis? Et de ubi venisti?
Translation: "Hello, book! Be not afraid, I will not hurt you. Why did you fall to the ground? And where did you come from?"

Spicyman33

Wow, that's incredible! How can he speak tome? We didn't even have an education!

Hoodiebook

Ugh.

Joseph Howard

Potes libranum dicere? (You can speak Bookish?)
The mysterious book pulls out a laser gun.

Hoodiebook

Aha!

Tantusar

I don't think that's a spellbook...

Spicyman33

What's that weapon?

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Never seen anything like it.

Hoodiebook

You're all coming with me!

Joseph Howard

Minime--! (NOOO--)
Suddenly, the mysterious book shoots JoHo, turning him into a blank book body!

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Did... they just kill JoHo?! This is an outrage!

Spicyman33

Curse you, evil book!
Spicy attacks the evil book.

Hoodiebook

(evil laugh) I have you right where I want you!

Spicyman33

Hey, what are you doing?

Hoodiebook

You idiots aren't worth my time. I thought you'd be smarter. Sayonara!
The evil book teleports away with Spicy.

Tantusar

I take back everything I said about your adventures.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Yeah, yeah, that's sweet, but now we need to rescue those guys! What will the TWOW zone do without them?

Tantusar

But how do we know where they went?

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

We can use my trusty Nerdmobile!

Tantusar

In the middle of the desert... sure.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

I'm sure I put it somewhere. No worries, I'll just call up Fixy.
Nerd calls Fixy on his phone.

fixylol

Oh, hey some_nerd!

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Hey Fixy, could you hit up me and Tant with the Nerdmobile?

fixylol

You got it!
The Nerdmobile falls on top of Nerd and Tant.

Tantusar

Maybe not literally hitting us?

fixylol

Sorry, force of habit. Have fun with your van! (hangs up)

Tantusar

Wow, you finally upgraded that thing. Now it doesn't look like a complete and utter potato.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Alright, let's set off on a new adventure!

Tantusar

Please... Never say that again.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Okay, let's burn some rubber!
They get in the Nerdmobile, which somehow starts driving upside down.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Wait, this isn't right!

Tantusar

I'll say.
Denny's.

Cody Nutt

Another day, another batch of customers! Do not disappoint me, my subjects!

king

(simultaneously) Aye aye, sir!

lorenTzel

(simultaneously) Aye aye, sir!

jcasal

(simultaneously) Aye aye, sir!

Cody Nutt

Um, Iyxon? I don't think I heard you.

Iyxon

I only work here part time. You have no control over me!

Cody Nutt

...And that's a 20% paycut for you!

lorenTzel

Jcasal, what are you doing here?

jcasal

Oh, me? I'm here to fill in the role of "female artist".

king

Also, we needed more waitresses after Pokey took her gap year and after Wrng became flip-flopping dead!

lorenTzel

That's pretty gnarly. Oh well, let's get to work, kiddlywinks!

Cody Nutt

Loren, I say that line! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded...

lorenTzel

(to Iyxon) Yo, how do I get to work part time?

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