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Episode starts with Nerd and Tant in the desert, carrying the Nerdmobile.

Tantusar

Nerd...

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Yes, Tant?

Tantusar

Why didn't you upgrade the gas tank with the rest of the van, you know, like a normal person?

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Tant, please! Not only am I a nerd, but I am a god too! My skill and intellect trumps yours in every aspect! I know what I'm doing!
They drop the Nerdmobile.

Tantusar

Yeah, maybe I should be the brawn of this team.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Gosh, my paper is so parched and yellow! Have any extra chlorine on you?

Tantusar

All the canisters are dried up. Maybe those people over there have some.
Cut to four all-white books.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

They're probably just mirages.

Tantusar

Do mirages usually approach you?

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

No...?

Mirages

Hello, evil scum.

Tantusar

Oh my gosh, you look like tiny Sam Billinges!

Mirages

Silence! We challenge you to the death!

Mirages

You won't last five minutes!

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Tant, you distract them whilst I get help!

Tantusar

As you wish, my lord. (to the mirages) Die, perverters of justice!
Tant attacks the mirages.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

I guess it's time to call the god hotline. Let's see... Riley's in Weirdworld, and I haven't seen Greentree in ages... Bombs it is, then!
Nerd calls the god hotline.

xXBombs_AwayXx

You have reached the god hotline. I'm currently having a wicked hangover, but I'll be at your location shortly. Bombs Away!

Tantusar

Nerd, look out! One of them's coming for you!
One of the mirages approaches Nerd.

Mirages

So it is you. I challenge you to the most grueling labor ever... Go Fish!
Nerd and the mirage are suddenly playing Go Fish.

Mirages

Got any sevens?
All of Nerd's cards are sevens.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Umm...
Suddenly, Tant destroys the table.

Tantusar

We're surrounded in all directions! When is this help coming?

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

Give it time, Tant. Give it time.
Suddenly, the mirages get thrown back as if a bomb exploded near them, and from the sky comes... xXBombs_AwayXx!

xXBombs_AwayXx

Hello, peasants. So where is this threat you told me about?

Tantusar

Well, you kind of destroyed it upon arrival.

Mirages

This is not the end!

Mirages

We must go back to the mountain to the others!

Mirages

Yes, maybe we'll have more success with the people up there.

Mirages

Sayonara!
The mirages go to a mountain in the middle of the desert.

xXBombs_AwayXx

So let me get this straight. There are these little evil white things, and they're after some guys on that mountain.

Tantusar

Exactly.

some_nerd (The Pi Guy)

No time to waste! We need to get to that mountain now!

xXBombs_AwayXx

No can do at the moment.

Tantusar

Why?

xXBombs_AwayXx

I'm sleepy. (Seinfeld theme)
Cut to the mirages climbing the mountain.

Mirages

Hey, umm... Who exactly are these books up here?

Mirages

Well, I remember one of them being--
Suddenly, an explosion knocks the mirages off the mountain.

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