Episode starts with Iyxon and PPCS riding Hoodiebook's speeder from episode 3.
Ieeksun, wy dont yu lett mee dryve?~
Dude, we can't promote drunk driving to the kids who watch us.
Pisch posch, ie wunna goe ryde sum speedrz
Iyxon's phone rings.
Hey, who is this?
Cut to Cody Nutt, calling from Denny's.
Iyxon, where in Cary’s name have you gone?! For one, you left in the middle of your shift, and secondly, you left with one of our patrons!
We're off to solve this Jcasal mystery instead of sitting inside the whole time. I'm getting professional help... from the gods!
I don’t care, Iyxon, you are coming back here or you are fired! You hear me? Fired!
Suddenly, the speeder crashes into the gods' shrine, which has two new squares.
Yeah, call me when you have my redundancy check. (hangs up) So this is the shrine... It looks different.
Meibee thay hiyerd nu godz.
Well, let's summon them and find out. Hmm... how did Fry's chant go...?
Diddunt he menshun the sunn n da mune?
Of course! "Oh divine beings of life and death, sun and m--"
Hey, if you're looking for a real god, Bombs just left for Papyrus Dunes.
That's not true! We are real gods now!
Fair enough, we're coming down.
Jennings and Midnight appear on the new squares.
Jennings! And Midnight too?
Did u guise dye oar summthin?
Not at all. After the showdown in the church, the other gods found our powers and were like "you're hired!"
So, um, want to come in?
Ar yuo shorr are payjis wownt bern of?
Relax dudes, you'll be fine.
Into the shrine we go!
They enter the shrine.
Sup, normal books, welcome to my crib.
So each of you has your own room? How the Michael does that work?
Pocket dimensions or something like that. My dumb brain wasn't listening to Nerd's explanation.
Wy iz tther an egztra bok heer?
Cut to Juhmatok on one of the beds.
Yeah, why are you here?
Everyone just looks at her.
I'll just... step outside...
So how can we help you kids today?
Well, it was a normal day at Denny's...
An ey wuz todly hammrd...
...when a weird book rocked up and kidnapped Jcasal.
(whispering to herself) Are you sure you aren't still hammered?
So we're going down the adventure route again, huh? Yay.
No worries, we can search for her on our entire map of the TWOW zone!
Midnight pulls out a map, which doesn't show Jcasal's location at all.
What the heck? She isn't even in the TWOW zone?
O wel, I ges ue ken du withot hurr.
Pucks, shush, we should keep hope!
Midnight? Is the map broken or something?
I don’t see how it—what in the name of Battle for Isle Sleep?!
The map suddenly shows Hoodiebook and two mirages next to the shrine.
Found anyone yet?
Well, I did find your speeder, Hoodie-san.
Your majesty, I found one of them!
Perfect. Send them here.
You know those closeups don't make you any more edgy, right?
Um, excuse me? Who are you?
Oh, me? According to your things, I’m "one of them."
Meh, not my most wanted, but you'll do. At least I'll make you shut up.
What are you saying?
Today's the day you get to be part of my collection!
Juhmatok is deanimated, just as Iyxon, PPCS, Midnight and Jennings exit the shrine.
Tats de bouk wee sau erliyr!!!
And it's the thing they used to get Jcasal!
Well, you're observant. I don't want that.
Get ready, Jennings, it's time for us to fight!
Jennings and Midnight's sun and moon symbols glow yellow.
Let's do this!
Jennings and Midnight shoot energy balls at the mirages, making them disappear.
And that's my cue to leave. Chase me if you must, whatever drives the plot forward!
Ohh, wii wil beet yur bak cuver! ...wen i sobr upp.
Hoodiebook rides away on the speeder, carrying Juhmatok's body.
I don't believe it. Juhmatok owed me money and now she's gone!
Maybe this will help.
Midnight shoots an energy ball into the sky.
It's a heat seeker, when it comes down, it'll chase Juhmatok.
Pray to Nozomi it works...
Cn sumwon dunc mi hedd in som col watr??
Powerful, schmowerful. Little do they know, I have one of theirs!
Cut to Greentree's deanimated body.
You'll be my bait for them, won't you, Greentree?