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Episode starts with Iyxon and PPCS riding Hoodiebook's speeder from episode 3.

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Ieeksun, wy dont yu lett mee dryve?~

Iyxon

Dude, we can't promote drunk driving to the kids who watch us.

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Pisch posch, ie wunna goe ryde sum speedrz

Iyxon

Yeah, no.
Iyxon's phone rings.

Iyxon

Hey, who is this?

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Yu hippokrit...
Cut to Cody Nutt, calling from Denny's.

Cody Nutt

Iyxon, where in Cary’s name have you gone?! For one, you left in the middle of your shift, and secondly, you left with one of our patrons!

Iyxon

We're off to solve this Jcasal mystery instead of sitting inside the whole time. I'm getting professional help... from the gods!

Cody Nutt

I don’t care, Iyxon, you are coming back here or you are fired! You hear me? Fired!
Suddenly, the speeder crashes into the gods' shrine, which has two new squares.

Iyxon

Yeah, call me when you have my redundancy check. (hangs up) So this is the shrine... It looks different.

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Meibee thay hiyerd nu godz.

Iyxon

Well, let's summon them and find out. Hmm... how did Fry's chant go...?

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Diddunt he menshun the sunn n da mune?

Iyxon

Of course! "Oh divine beings of life and death, sun and m--"

DiaZZUnknown

Male Voice
Hey, if you're looking for a real god, Bombs just left for Papyrus Dunes.

DiaZZUnknown

Female Voice
That's not true! We are real gods now!

DiaZZUnknown

Male Voice
Fair enough, we're coming down.
Jennings and Midnight appear on the new squares.

Iyxon

Jennings! And Midnight too?

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Did u guise dye oar summthin?

Midnight Light

Not at all. After the showdown in the church, the other gods found our powers and were like "you're hired!"

Iyxon

Sugoi!

Jennings AsYetUntitled

So, um, want to come in?

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Ar yuo shorr are payjis wownt bern of?

Midnight Light

Relax dudes, you'll be fine.

Jennings AsYetUntitled

Into the shrine we go!
They enter the shrine.

Midnight Light

Sup, normal books, welcome to my crib.

Iyxon

So each of you has your own room? How the Michael does that work?

Jennings AsYetUntitled

Pocket dimensions or something like that. My dumb brain wasn't listening to Nerd's explanation.

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Wy iz tther an egztra bok heer?
Cut to Juhmatok on one of the beds.

Juhmatok

Yo.

Iyxon

Yeah, why are you here?

Juhmatok

...Slumber party.
Everyone just looks at her.

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Uhm...

Juhmatok

I'll just... step outside...
Juhmatok leaves.

Midnight Light

So how can we help you kids today?

Iyxon

Well, it was a normal day at Denny's...

Ping Pong Cup Shots

An ey wuz todly hammrd...

Iyxon

...when a weird book rocked up and kidnapped Jcasal.

Midnight Light

(whispering to herself) Are you sure you aren't still hammered?

Jennings AsYetUntitled

So we're going down the adventure route again, huh? Yay.

Midnight Light

No worries, we can search for her on our entire map of the TWOW zone!
Midnight pulls out a map, which doesn't show Jcasal's location at all.

Iyxon

What the heck? She isn't even in the TWOW zone?

Ping Pong Cup Shots

O wel, I ges ue ken du withot hurr.

Iyxon

Pucks, shush, we should keep hope!

Jennings AsYetUntitled

Midnight? Is the map broken or something?

Midnight Light

I don’t see how it—what in the name of Battle for Isle Sleep?!
The map suddenly shows Hoodiebook and two mirages next to the shrine.

Hoodiebook

Found anyone yet?

Mirages

Well, I did find your speeder, Hoodie-san.

Hoodiebook

They're close.

Mirages

Your majesty, I found one of them!

Hoodiebook

Perfect. Send them here.

Juhmatok

You know those closeups don't make you any more edgy, right?

Hoodiebook

Um, excuse me? Who are you?

Juhmatok

Oh, me? According to your things, I’m "one of them."

Hoodiebook

Meh, not my most wanted, but you'll do. At least I'll make you shut up.

Juhmatok

What are you saying?

Hoodiebook

Today's the day you get to be part of my collection!
Juhmatok is deanimated, just as Iyxon, PPCS, Midnight and Jennings exit the shrine.

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Tats de bouk wee sau erliyr!!!

Iyxon

And it's the thing they used to get Jcasal!

Hoodiebook

Well, you're observant. I don't want that.

Midnight Light

Get ready, Jennings, it's time for us to fight!
Jennings and Midnight's sun and moon symbols glow yellow.

Jennings AsYetUntitled

Let's do this!

Mirages

Bonzai! (x2)
Jennings and Midnight shoot energy balls at the mirages, making them disappear.

Hoodiebook

And that's my cue to leave. Chase me if you must, whatever drives the plot forward!

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Ohh, wii wil beet yur bak cuver! ...wen i sobr upp.

Hoodiebook

Pathetic.
Hoodiebook rides away on the speeder, carrying Juhmatok's body.

Jennings AsYetUntitled

I don't believe it. Juhmatok owed me money and now she's gone!

Midnight Light

Maybe this will help.
Midnight shoots an energy ball into the sky.

Iyxon

...How?

Midnight Light

It's a heat seeker, when it comes down, it'll chase Juhmatok.

Iyxon

Pray to Nozomi it works...

Ping Pong Cup Shots

Cn sumwon dunc mi hedd in som col watr??
Meanwhile...

Hoodiebook

Powerful, schmowerful. Little do they know, I have one of theirs!
Cut to Greentree's deanimated body.

Hoodiebook

You'll be my bait for them, won't you, Greentree?

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