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Episode starts with Iyxon and PPCS riding Hoodiebook's speeder from episode 3.
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Ieeksun, wy dont yu lett mee dryve?~
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Dude, we can't promote drunk driving to the kids who watch us.
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Pisch posch, ie wunna goe ryde sum speedrz
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Yeah, no.
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Iyxon's phone rings.
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Hey, who is this?
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Yu hippokrit...
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Cut to Cody Nutt, calling from Denny's.
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Iyxon, where in Cary’s name have you gone?! For one, you left in the middle of your shift, and secondly, you left with one of our patrons!
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We're off to solve this Jcasal mystery instead of sitting inside the whole time. I'm getting professional help... from the gods!
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I don’t care, Iyxon, you are coming back here or you are fired! You hear me? Fired!
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Suddenly, the speeder crashes into the gods' shrine, which has two new squares.
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Yeah, call me when you have my redundancy check. (hangs up) So this is the shrine... It looks different.
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Meibee thay hiyerd nu godz.
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Well, let's summon them and find out. Hmm... how did Fry's chant go...?
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Diddunt he menshun the sunn n da mune?
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Of course! "Oh divine beings of life and death, sun and m--"
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Male Voice
Hey, if you're looking for a real god, Bombs just left for Papyrus Dunes.
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Female Voice
That's not true! We are real gods now!
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Male Voice
Fair enough, we're coming down.
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Jennings and Midnight appear on the new squares.
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Jennings! And Midnight too?
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Did u guise dye oar summthin?
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Not at all. After the showdown in the church, the other gods found our powers and were like "you're hired!"
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Sugoi!
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So, um, want to come in?
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Ar yuo shorr are payjis wownt bern of?
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Relax dudes, you'll be fine.
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Into the shrine we go!
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They enter the shrine.
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Sup, normal books, welcome to my crib.
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So each of you has your own room? How the Michael does that work?
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Pocket dimensions or something like that. My dumb brain wasn't listening to Nerd's explanation.
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Wy iz tther an egztra bok heer?
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Cut to Juhmatok on one of the beds.
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Yo.
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Yeah, why are you here?
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...Slumber party.
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Everyone just looks at her.
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Uhm...
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I'll just... step outside...
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Juhmatok leaves.
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So how can we help you kids today?
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Well, it was a normal day at Denny's...
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An ey wuz todly hammrd...
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...when a weird book rocked up and kidnapped Jcasal.
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(whispering to herself) Are you sure you aren't still hammered?
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So we're going down the adventure route again, huh? Yay.
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No worries, we can search for her on our entire map of the TWOW zone!
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Midnight pulls out a map, which doesn't show Jcasal's location at all.
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What the heck? She isn't even in the TWOW zone?
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O wel, I ges ue ken du withot hurr.
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Pucks, shush, we should keep hope!
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Midnight? Is the map broken or something?
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I don’t see how it—what in the name of Battle for Isle Sleep?!
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The map suddenly shows Hoodiebook and two mirages next to the shrine.
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Found anyone yet?
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Well, I did find your speeder, Hoodie-san.
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They're close.
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Your majesty, I found one of them!
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Perfect. Send them here.
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You know those closeups don't make you any more edgy, right?
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Um, excuse me? Who are you?
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Oh, me? According to your things, I’m "one of them."
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Meh, not my most wanted, but you'll do. At least I'll make you shut up.
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What are you saying?
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Today's the day you get to be part of my collection!
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Juhmatok is deanimated, just as Iyxon, PPCS, Midnight and Jennings exit the shrine.
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Tats de bouk wee sau erliyr!!!
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And it's the thing they used to get Jcasal!
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Well, you're observant. I don't want that.
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Get ready, Jennings, it's time for us to fight!
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Jennings and Midnight's sun and moon symbols glow yellow.
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Let's do this!
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Bonzai! (x2)
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Jennings and Midnight shoot energy balls at the mirages, making them disappear.
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And that's my cue to leave. Chase me if you must, whatever drives the plot forward!
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Ohh, wii wil beet yur bak cuver! ...wen i sobr upp.
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Pathetic.
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Hoodiebook rides away on the speeder, carrying Juhmatok's body.
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I don't believe it. Juhmatok owed me money and now she's gone!
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Maybe this will help.
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Midnight shoots an energy ball into the sky.
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...How?
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It's a heat seeker, when it comes down, it'll chase Juhmatok.
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Pray to Nozomi it works...
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Cn sumwon dunc mi hedd in som col watr??
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Meanwhile...
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Powerful, schmowerful. Little do they know, I have one of theirs!
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Cut to Greentree's deanimated body.
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You'll be my bait for them, won't you, Greentree?
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