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Episode starts with a black screen.

Unknown

Every day is a struggle for me. Upon our victory over Orange Cary in the other dimension, there has been nobody edgy enough for me. I wander the streets on a daily basis, just hoping, begging for a worthy rival.
The screen shows a motorcycle riding across the ground.

Unknown

And maybe... just maybe... I'll find one today.
Same thing, but with Hoodiebook's speeder.

Unknown

Of course, out of all the meadows in the world, they decide to ride into mine. That's pretty damn edgy, but not as edgy as me, for I am...

Mike Ramsay

Mike Ramsay!

Hoodiebook

Nice narration, dude.

Mike Ramsay

Don't call me dude, call me M-Dog!

Hoodiebook

Very well, "M-Dog."

Mike Ramsay

Hold up, what happened to Juhmatok?

Hoodiebook

Oh, her? I removed her face and limbs.

Mike Ramsay

Oh my god, that is metal as hell!

Hoodiebook

Unfortunately, you know too much, so I must do the same to you.

Mike Ramsay

I'm beginning to like you--wait what?!
Hoodiebook attempts to deanimate Mike, but the shots miss.

Hoodiebook

I admire you, Mike, but it's time to yield.

Mike Ramsay

Uhh, gotta blast! And when I say blast, I mean this!
Mike starts shooting his gun.

Hoodiebook

I see. Having a good old race, are we? Fitting, your checkered flag is in sight.
They start racing, Mike on his motorcycle, and Hoodiebook on the speeder.

Mike Ramsay

Give up now, you Mike wannabe!

Hoodiebook

Not before I collect you!
Hoodiebook blows up Mike's motorcycle, leaving Mike lying on the ground.

Hoodiebook

So Mike, what was the moral of that story?

Mike Ramsay

Never trust a hooded figure because they'll blow up your bike?

Hoodiebook

Wrong answer, pal! The moral is "don't shoot out more than you can reload!" Any last words?

Mike Ramsay

Yep. Look out above!
Mike's destroyed motorcycle falls on Hoodiebook, knocking them over.

Hoodiebook

Dumb luck. Pure dumb luck. At least I still have Juhm--wait, where'd she go?!
Cut to Mike holding Juhmatok's body.

Mike Ramsay

Looking for someone?

Hoodiebook

You! How did you get her?!

Mike Ramsay

Simple. You shot out more than you could reload. Farewell, you edgy tryhard!
Mike shoots Hoodiebook, Hoodiebook disappears. Midinght's energy ball from last episode falls on Juhmatok, reanimating her.

Juhmatok

WHO WHAT HOW WHY--oh it's you.

Mike Ramsay

Yo, I just saved you from a copycat edgelord, how was your day?

Juhmatok

Slumber parties gone wrong.

Mike Ramsay

Probably due to that same dude, I guess.

Juhmatok

And their minions, too.

Mike Ramsay

Wow, there are more of them?! I could hardly bear one!

Juhmatok

Yeah, true. We should head back to the shrine and rendezvous with Midnight and the others. Maybe then we can crack the case.

Mike Ramsay

Well, my bike is kinda... broken... so we have to walk.

Juhmatok

I could work with that. (pause) You have no idea how to get there, do you?

Mike Ramsay

None at all.
Denny's.

Cody Nutt

I officially declare the case of the edgy book begin.

king

Y'know, since Iyxon took off with the speeder, we have literally no leads, right?

Cody Nutt

Um...

lorenTzel

Not to mention we have no idea where the book disappeared to either.

Cody Nutt

Um...

king

At this stage, we can only speculate.

lorenTzel

Get your notepads out kids, this'll be a long night.
1 hour later...

Cody Nutt

Have any idea yet?

king

Nope.

lorenTzel

Not a chance.

Cody Nutt

Why is this so difficult to figure out?

cherrycuriosity

I've got it!

king

Really? Have you found out the culprit?

cherrycuriosity

Wait, we're doing detective work? I just had the epiphany that we can't work on an empty stomach.

Cody Nutt

Darn it, you're right!

lorenTzel

I'll go get some pancakes.
Loren leaves, but immediately comes back.

lorenTzel

Uh, guys? All the pancakes are gone!

Cody Nutt

Better write this down!

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