Every day is a struggle for me. Upon our victory over Orange Cary in the other dimension, there has been nobody edgy enough for me. I wander the streets on a daily basis, just hoping, begging for a worthy rival.
The screen shows a motorcycle riding across the ground.
And maybe... just maybe... I'll find one today.
Same thing, but with Hoodiebook's speeder.
Of course, out of all the meadows in the world, they decide to ride into mine. That's pretty damn edgy, but not as edgy as me, for I am...
Nice narration, dude.
Don't call me dude, call me M-Dog!
Very well, "M-Dog."
Hold up, what happened to Juhmatok?
Oh, her? I removed her face and limbs.
Oh my god, that is metal as hell!
Unfortunately, you know too much, so I must do the same to you.
I'm beginning to like you--wait what?!
Hoodiebook attempts to deanimate Mike, but the shots miss.
I admire you, Mike, but it's time to yield.
Uhh, gotta blast! And when I say blast, I mean this!
Mike starts shooting his gun.
I see. Having a good old race, are we? Fitting, your checkered flag is in sight.
They start racing, Mike on his motorcycle, and Hoodiebook on the speeder.
Give up now, you Mike wannabe!
Not before I collect you!
Hoodiebook blows up Mike's motorcycle, leaving Mike lying on the ground.
So Mike, what was the moral of that story?
Never trust a hooded figure because they'll blow up your bike?
Wrong answer, pal! The moral is "don't shoot out more than you can reload!" Any last words?
Yep. Look out above!
Mike's destroyed motorcycle falls on Hoodiebook, knocking them over.
Dumb luck. Pure dumb luck. At least I still have Juhm--wait, where'd she go?!
Cut to Mike holding Juhmatok's body.
Looking for someone?
You! How did you get her?!
Simple. You shot out more than you could reload. Farewell, you edgy tryhard!
Mike shoots Hoodiebook, Hoodiebook disappears. Midinght's energy ball from last episode falls on Juhmatok, reanimating her.
WHO WHAT HOW WHY--oh it's you.
Yo, I just saved you from a copycat edgelord, how was your day?
Slumber parties gone wrong.
Probably due to that same dude, I guess.
And their minions, too.
Wow, there are more of them?! I could hardly bear one!
Yeah, true. We should head back to the shrine and rendezvous with Midnight and the others. Maybe then we can crack the case.
Well, my bike is kinda... broken... so we have to walk.
I could work with that. (pause) You have no idea how to get there, do you?
None at all.
I officially declare the case of the edgy book begin.
Y'know, since Iyxon took off with the speeder, we have literally no leads, right?
Not to mention we have no idea where the book disappeared to either.
At this stage, we can only speculate.
Get your notepads out kids, this'll be a long night.
1 hour later...
Have any idea yet?
Not a chance.
Why is this so difficult to figure out?
I've got it!
Really? Have you found out the culprit?
Wait, we're doing detective work? I just had the epiphany that we can't work on an empty stomach.